The Comic Memoir of a Questionable Road Trip

“Don’t go there,” they said – but Jackie and Mark did. In their 16-tonne truck, The Beast – with four dogs.

Looking beyond the headlines – and drawn by curiosity – they set course for a misunderstood country on the fringes of Europe.

Their slow, dog-filled adventure winds through France and Italy, where they seek out quiet roads, wild camps, and experiences you won’t find in guidebooks.

But the journey didn’t quite go to plan.

When they finally cross into Albania, a frightening incident forces them to confront the realities that come with choosing an unconventional life – particularly when others depend on you.

Rich in history and populated with unforgettable characters, this is not a glossy van-life fantasy. It’s a wry, honest, and witty memoir about choosing curiosity over fear – even when it comes at a price.

If you’ve ever wondered what lies beyond the well-trodden routes – and whether it’s worth the risk – this journey is for you.

Perfect for readers who enjoy: van life • overland expeditions • The Balkans • dog-friendly travel • slow adventure • funny, heartfelt travel memoirs.